Having a new look or a new haircut could be sometimes a curse. Some people got fashion in the wrong way. Here are some examples of haircuts that will convince you not to go to the barbershop when you are drunk or high.
This guy must really love kung-fu
There are a lot of people who love weed but not as much as the guy in the picture.
With such a haircut, I am pretty sure he was not popular in high school.
Two is better than one is also applicable for mustaches. Having two mustaches is better than having one. Don’t worry about the second mustaches, it fits perfectly over the head.